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Fugly Doodle Friday - Corporate Gelt

Of penance I have had enough! Of penitence there has been none!
— Nathaniel Hawthorne

This week's Fugly Doodly Friday comes from a fan who left a comment a few weeks back. It's a riddle of sorts. One that will make you question the very definition of humanity, sin, and Black Friday. The penitentiary awaits!

Scarlet's lettering.

Fugly Doodle Friday - My Other Bike...

I received over twenty taglines for Fugly Doodle Fridays Bumperstickers.

Hava nagila, my friends!

Our first submission follows on the theme of mothers. My friends in California who ride their bikes everywhere see a common bumper sticker with the theme of "My other car is a car." They would like to stand up for the rights of cyclists everywhere and say

Happy almost Mother's Day!

Fugly Doodle Friday - Mama, Don't Step On Me

I found out this week that a baby elephant wept for five hours after his mama stepped on him, not only once, but twice! The zookeeper at the Shendiaoshan Wild Animal Nature Reserve in Rongcheng, China has taken in the baby so not all is lost.


As a preventative measure, I am going to be mailing this bumper sticker to the zookeeper so he can slap it onto the rumps of other newborn calves. I am happy to play such a small, yet significant, role in animal conservation.

Humbly Yours,


Love can be so cruel.

In honor of Fugly Doodle Friday, I bring you a new concept: bumper stickers by CatholicGelt and friends. If you have any phrases or ideas that you would like me to make into a bumper sticker, hit me up and I will use my handy dandy editing skills in MS Paint and CustomInk to create a design.