My misadventures on display for all to read.

Fugly Doodle Friday - Prozzie Pengs (Guest)

Whimsy Mimmsy from Leemar doodled me this last month. Her inspiration comes from the female prostituting penguins. Yes, that's a thing. 

Mimmsy and I minced words as I thought it a crime and she, a feminist victory.

Feminist Icon or Haughty Criminal?

Let the record show that I do not condone prostitution in any animal form nor under any guise, be it rock collecting, pleasure seeking, nest testing, etc.

Fugly Doodle Friday - Corporate Gelt

Of penance I have had enough! Of penitence there has been none!
— Nathaniel Hawthorne

This week's Fugly Doodly Friday comes from a fan who left a comment a few weeks back. It's a riddle of sorts. One that will make you question the very definition of humanity, sin, and Black Friday. The penitentiary awaits!

Scarlet's lettering.

Fugly Doodle Friday - Smash Mouth (Guest)

This one goes to all the 3 PM playahs out there who would ratha be sippin on a Shirley Temple by the kiddie pool than sitting through anotha meetin with yer holieah than thou colleagues. If ya words aren't supportin, productive, or meaninful, stick a Maraschino in it.

Dream Killer. Come Rescue Me.

If you are stuck at work, in a car, on a plane, or riding bareback across the Great Plains, you too can submit a fugly doodle. Thanks to this week's anonymous guest who still wants that paycheck next week!

Fugly Doodle Friday - My Other Bike...

I received over twenty taglines for Fugly Doodle Fridays Bumperstickers.

Hava nagila, my friends!

Our first submission follows on the theme of mothers. My friends in California who ride their bikes everywhere see a common bumper sticker with the theme of "My other car is a car." They would like to stand up for the rights of cyclists everywhere and say

Happy almost Mother's Day!