Catholic Gelt
Born Jewish. Baptized Catholic. Practicing Comedian.
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RT @PamelaPaulNYT: A full page in @nytimes today dedicated to a poem. One that everyone should read and reread. https://t.co/sNHr60xUvH
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Ace Hardware clerk announced I was looking for a screw in aisle 13. #thisisreallife #parttwo