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[The Listserve] My Other Left Breast. Or a Reason to Meet in Chicago Over Cheese

Sep 3, 2016 Commentary, Food, Humor, Risk Chicago, original, The Listserve CatholicGelt Comment

Sep 3, 2016 Commentary, Food, Humor, Risk Chicago, original, The Listserve CatholicGelt Comment

[The Listserve] My Other Left Breast. Or a Reason to Meet in Chicago Over Cheese

Sep 3, 2016 Commentary, Food, Humor, Risk Chicago, original, The Listserve CatholicGelt Comment

Sep 3, 2016 Commentary, Food, Humor, Risk Chicago, original, The Listserve CatholicGelt Comment

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Sep 3, 2016 Commentary, Food, Humor, Risk Chicago, original, The Listserve CatholicGelt Comment

Dating Chronicles 7: DJ Matt and My Left Breast

Jan 2, 2015 Events, Risk, Surprise dating, breasts, biliards, Victoria Secret CatholicGelt Comment

Jan 2, 2015 Events, Risk, Surprise dating, breasts, biliards, Victoria Secret CatholicGelt Comment

Dating Chronicles 7: DJ Matt and My Left Breast

Jan 2, 2015 Events, Risk, Surprise dating, breasts, biliards, Victoria Secret CatholicGelt Comment

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Jan 2, 2015 Events, Risk, Surprise dating, breasts, biliards, Victoria Secret CatholicGelt Comment

Dating Chronicle 6 - Life Out of Order

Jul 8, 2014 Events, Risk, Surprise craigslist, dating, handsome, creepy, missed connections CatholicGelt 2 Comments

Jul 8, 2014 Events, Risk, Surprise craigslist, dating, handsome, creepy, missed connections CatholicGelt 2 Comments

Dating Chronicle 6 - Life Out of Order

Jul 8, 2014 Events, Risk, Surprise craigslist, dating, handsome, creepy, missed connections CatholicGelt 2 Comments

Jul 8, 2014 Events, Risk, Surprise craigslist, dating, handsome, creepy, missed connections CatholicGelt 2 Comments

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Jul 8, 2014 Events, Risk, Surprise craigslist, dating, handsome, creepy, missed connections CatholicGelt 2 Comments

Jul 8, 2014 Events, Risk, Surprise craigslist, dating, handsome, creepy, missed connections CatholicGelt 2 Comments

Fugly Doodle Friday - Prozzie Pengs (Guest)

Jun 27, 2014 Doodle, Guest Prostitution, Penguins, chill CatholicGelt Comment

Jun 27, 2014 Doodle, Guest Prostitution, Penguins, chill CatholicGelt Comment

Fugly Doodle Friday - Prozzie Pengs (Guest)

Jun 27, 2014 Doodle, Guest Prostitution, Penguins, chill CatholicGelt Comment

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Dating Chronicles 4 - Normal in Chicago

Jun 10, 2014 Events, Expeditions, Risk, Surprise dating, Chicago, normal, fun, irony CatholicGelt Comment

Jun 10, 2014 Events, Expeditions, Risk, Surprise dating, Chicago, normal, fun, irony CatholicGelt Comment

Dating Chronicles 4 - Normal in Chicago

Jun 10, 2014 Events, Expeditions, Risk, Surprise dating, Chicago, normal, fun, irony CatholicGelt Comment

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Jun 10, 2014 Events, Expeditions, Risk, Surprise dating, Chicago, normal, fun, irony CatholicGelt Comment

Fugly Doodle Friday - Shitake Happens (Guest)

Jun 6, 2014 Bumper Sticker, Guest, Food, Doodle insults, mistakes, Delta, airport, flying, fat, Swedish Lief CatholicGelt Comment

Jun 6, 2014 Bumper Sticker, Guest, Food, Doodle insults, mistakes, Delta, airport, flying, fat, Swedish Lief CatholicGelt Comment

Fugly Doodle Friday - Shitake Happens (Guest)

Jun 6, 2014 Bumper Sticker, Guest, Food, Doodle insults, mistakes, Delta, airport, flying, fat, Swedish Lief CatholicGelt Comment

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Jun 6, 2014 Bumper Sticker, Guest, Food, Doodle insults, mistakes, Delta, airport, flying, fat, Swedish Lief CatholicGelt Comment

Jun 6, 2014 Bumper Sticker, Guest, Food, Doodle insults, mistakes, Delta, airport, flying, fat, Swedish Lief CatholicGelt Comment

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RT @hitRECordJoe: Huge news out of #SCOTUS—a decision blocking NC’s discriminatory voting law will stay in place. @ACLU has been litigating 3+ yrs—well done!🎉
about 3 months ago
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