Fugly Doodle Friday - Mama, Don't Step On Me

I found out this week that a baby elephant wept for five hours after his mama stepped on him, not only once, but twice! The zookeeper at the Shendiaoshan Wild Animal Nature Reserve in Rongcheng, China has taken in the baby so not all is lost.

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As a preventative measure, I am going to be mailing this bumper sticker to the zookeeper so he can slap it onto the rumps of other newborn calves. I am happy to play such a small, yet significant, role in animal conservation.

Humbly Yours,

CatholicGelt

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Love can be so cruel.

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In honor of Fugly Doodle Friday, I bring you a new concept: bumper stickers by CatholicGelt and friends. If you have any phrases or ideas that you would like me to make into a bumper sticker, hit me up and I will use my handy dandy editing skills in MS Paint and CustomInk to create a design.

Fugly Doodle Friday - Congo Line

Wait, what?! Don't blame me, blame the vodka.

I recently flew on a trip and raced my way to the counter when they announced overbooking the flight. I earned a $400 voucher, first class, two meal tickets, and round trip taxi fares. When I boarded my 8:30 am flight the next day, I saw that the men seated next to me had Bloody Marys. I had no idea you could get those since I tend to purchase the least expensive seat possible, normally located near the toilet.

After three of these tasty Catholic treats, I took out my doodle notebook and started to sketch. Why an elephant? I came to a revelation that the plane in the air weighs somewhere around 45 African elephants. However, when I tried to draw elephants flying in the sky, I accepted my shortcomings and decided to draw one and a half really good ones in the Congo Basin.

You have got to love Delta Airlines when it asks for volunteers.

Liquor makes me smart about ... Proboscidea.

Fugly Doodle Sunday? - Sweet Ride

It's been a couple months since my last doodle. I decided to buy myself a sketch book, drop it in my bag, and pull it out whenever I get a creative idea.

Two months ago, I went to the local Tedeschi to try my hand at the lottery. Instead, all I got was this doodle of Bananaman getting ready to go on a joyride. He's got his Sony Discman and ​helmet. He's serious, real serious, about having a good time. And safety must always come first.

Happy Fugly Doodle Friday! (errr Sunday for this one time)​

Fugly Doodle Friday - Zut Alors! (Guest)

Chad is our guest doodler today! His story makes me so happy. His wife is an elementary school french teacher. When he first met her, he would doodle on her student's tests. It became so popular amongst her class that it began to take hours away from his weeknights. He stopped doodling for the second graders, but luckily for us, he is now doodling for CatholicGelt!

Thank you, Chad!​

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Zut Alors!​

Fugly Doodle Friday - Snoopy's Revenge (Guest)

Snoopy admits no defeat, even in the face of sharks! Thank you, Chris, for part 2.

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