Wait, what?! Don't blame me, blame the vodka.
I recently flew on a trip and raced my way to the counter when they announced overbooking the flight. I earned a $400 voucher, first class, two meal tickets, and round trip taxi fares. When I boarded my 8:30 am flight the next day, I saw that the men seated next to me had Bloody Marys. I had no idea you could get those since I tend to purchase the least expensive seat possible, normally located near the toilet.
After three of these tasty Catholic treats, I took out my doodle notebook and started to sketch. Why an elephant? I came to a revelation that the plane in the air weighs somewhere around 45 African elephants. However, when I tried to draw elephants flying in the sky, I accepted my shortcomings and decided to draw one and a half really good ones in the Congo Basin.
You have got to love Delta Airlines when it asks for volunteers.
Liquor makes me smart about ... Proboscidea.